Lonnie Millsap was born in 1999. He was born in a small town in California named Funkadelica.
Lonnie completed grade school early at the age of 3 years old. He skipped middle school altogether and graduated high school in 2005 at the age of 6. He completed high school with a 5.1 grade point average and half of his college units.
During the remainder of 2006 Lonnie completed medical school while simultaneously becoming an astronaut, discovering the cure for cancer, learning to be a master chef and playing professional basketball...all while instructing future President Barack Obama on how to fix the economy one full year before anyone even heard of him.